computer funny

A wife was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to
enter a password to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for
the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...
P...
E...
N...
I...
S...
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH

A common problem, I understand.

Do I mean passwords or ... [}]

Very good!

From today's farmers weekly:

Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider’s home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy …

… you just hoped nobody ever found out!

Cheers

Peter