Ex Pats in Oz....

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14 years 10 months ago #767 by llamafarma
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From Jeremy Clarkson

Alarming news. It seems that all the world’s clever people have gone missing. We know where the stupid people are. They’re in the White House, or they’re on Big Brother, or they’re singing for Simon Cowell’s supper. But while we are absorbed with this lot, the rocket scientists and astrophysicists have disappeared.
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Fine, but in the whole of human history, nobody has ever woken up and thought, “I know. I have a wonderful family, lots of money, a great job and an active social life. I shall therefore move to Australia.”

Australia is where you go when you’ve made a mess of everything. That’s why the 1.3m Brits who live there are known as whingeing Poms. Because they’re all failures.
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Honestly, every single expat I’ve ever met is the same; hunched at a bar in a stupid shirt, at 10 in the morning, desperately trying to convince themselves that they are not alcoholics, that the barman really is their friend and that it’s only 11 hours till bedtime.

Anyone who fails to realise that this is how they’ll end up is monumentally idiotic and we’re better off without them. So go and we’ll see you back here when you need some brain surgery.


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14 years 10 months ago #50209 by GBpeter
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A bit selective in your quotes :) but that is how JC makes his millions - being non PC and deliberately contentious.

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14 years 10 months ago #50211 by llamafarma
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Just copied & pasted from an old friend.....

2 Goats, 7 Chooks, 1 Cat 1 Dog, (RIP Jake) & 2 Kunekune's.......& a fabulous new rescue GSD,for now.......

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14 years 10 months ago #50212 by reggit
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The UK ex-pats I have met here, however, seem to be the ones who have come to this side of the world to make a real go of things, esp on LSBs! :D We must get the more adventurous ones.

Take a break...while I take care of your home, your block, your pets, your stock! [;)] PM me...

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