Friday Funny- who's yo daddy !!

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16 years 6 months ago #756 by chooky
Friday Funny- who's yo daddy !! was created by chooky
Who's yo Daddy
Gives you something to laugh about!

The following are all replies that Dallas TX women

have written on Child Support Agency forms in the

section for listing "father's details". Or putting

it another way... Who's yo Daddy? These are genuine

excerpts from the forms . Number 10 takes 1st

prize and #3 is runner up. Number 5 gives new

meaning to people from Virginia

*1.* Regarding the identity of the father of my

twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am

unsure as to the identity of the father of child B,

but I believe that he was conceived on the same

night.

*2.* I am unsure, as to the identity of the father

of my child as I was being sick out of a window when

taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you

with a list of names of men that I think were at the

party if this helps.

*3.* I do not know the name of the father of my

little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600

Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man

I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so

Good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down

the father, can you send me his phone number?

Thanks.

*4.* I don't know the identity of the father of my

Daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made

By my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps

You can contact BMW service stations in this area

And see if he's had it replaced.

*5.* I have never had sex with a man. I am still a

Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope

Confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate

And that he is the Saver risen again.

*6.* I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as

He informs me that to do so would blow his cover and

That would have cataclysmic implications for the

Economy. I am torn between doing right by you and

Right by the country. Please advise.

*7.* Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you

Do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did

With my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at

The same time ... well, I don't have a clue.

*8.* From the dates it seems that my daughter was

Conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the

Magic Kingdom

*9.* So much about that night is a blur. The only

Thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a

Program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had

Stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to

The party at 146 Miller Drive , mine might have

Remained unfertilized.

*10.* I am unsure as to the identity of the father

Of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of

Beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

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16 years 6 months ago #50103 by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Friday Funny- who's yo daddy !!
Excellent! Some people have a grand sense of humour!

Number 9 nearly made me choke on my cup-a-soup!

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16 years 6 months ago #50105 by Dream Weaver
Brilliant

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16 years 6 months ago #50417 by Toast
That is fantastic.

I haven't laughed so hard in ages. I work from home and live alone so things which make you laugh out loud like that are so good.

I do share the good ones with email friends though.

Thanks for posting it.

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