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15 years 14 hours ago #571 by beedee
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Irish Hunters

Two Irish hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They
bag six.

As Paddy and Mick start loading the plane for the return trip, the Pilot

says "The plane can only take four of those."

The two lads object strongly. "Last year we shot six and the pilot let
us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even
with full power, the little plane can't handle the load and down it goes

and crashes in the middle of nowhere.

A few moments later, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asks Mick, "Any

idea where we are?"

"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." Says Mick.

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15 years 8 hours ago #47155 by Kiwi303
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lol, you hear about the budgie jumping and parrot shooting irish? ;)

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15 years 25 minutes ago #47183 by beedee
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No???????!!!!!

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14 years 11 months ago #47191 by maggies mum
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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over
to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem".
The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah,
we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere,"
says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk does and
the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.

They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up
in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with 500-foot
drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. "Oh,
yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy.

They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I git to
go first eh Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out
of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the
cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes
straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.

As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head
and says, "Fo*k dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fo*kin'
dangerous for me"

========- PART TWO =========

A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet
shop and he walks up carrying the familiar peeper bag'. He
pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that,
in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun. "Hi, Paddy.
Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over the
edge of the cliff.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and
blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet
until there is a SPLAT!

As he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom, Paddy shakes
his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting
nider"

========- PART THREE =========

A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up.
He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying
the familiar 'peeper bag'.

Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and
launches himself of the cliff with the usual result. Once
more Paddy shakes his head - "Fo*k me Sean, first der was
Gerry wit his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrot shooting
and now you blimmin' hen gliding"

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14 years 11 months ago #47195 by beedee
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Thanks MM, just what I needed after feeling so grumpy yesterday..guess need to thank K303 also since he would have posted it..:D[8D]

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