Hooray, I'm getting in to the oil industry and am going to be RICH!!!

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7 years 3 months ago #531437 by Ruth
Hello,
I greet you with warm regards. I work for Singapore Refining Company as a procurement supervisor, Singapore Refining Company is a refining outfit owned by the South East Asian government.

On my desk is a mandate to arrange for crude oil purchase from Republic of Malta for up to 2,000,000 barrels on monthly bases for 12 calendar months.The reason for my reaching out to you is because am in the process of establishing a middle man structure to mediate between the 2 parties involved (our Company and the Company in Republic of Malta) before the contract is signed.

You may be wondering why I cannot do it myself? The honest fact is that as a staff member working for this company, it is against our company's operational ethics/policy to for a staff member to profit from any dealings between our company and any other company hence the reason I need a trustworthy person outside my work circle in order to maintain a discreet profile.

I wish to extend this partnership to you my friend to build a middle man structure with you while I work from the background to guide you. Our commission/brokerage as middle men is between $2 - $3 per barrel so if the target of 2 Million barrels is met monthly we stand to share $4M - $6M every month for a span of 12 months.

Do not worry about the speedy sales as I have contacts within the oil producing country's top management for license of crude oil export/lifting to any firm I present for this business.

Contact me if you are interested in this deal, so that I can give you further details.
Honestly if you can forecast you see that this venture is a step to being a name to reckon with in the global oil market.
Kind regards.
Mr Domini Tay

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7 years 3 months ago #531439 by Muz1
Brilliant. You will be able to retire after 1 month!!

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7 years 3 months ago #531440 by Ruth
But of course I wouldn't because my greed would demand that I kept going! No doubt there'll be a water-tight legal contract I'd have to sign to conduct this work as the man in the middle for this fine, upstanding, honest friend.

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7 years 3 months ago - 7 years 3 months ago #531444 by Rokker
Fabulous news, Ruth. I do wonder who or what this mysterious "South East Asian government" is, though, seeing as Southeast Asia is composed of 11 independent nations, each with their own government. Hmmm. :huh: :unsure: :oops:

Also, Singapore Refining Company is actually a joint venture between Singapore Petroleum Company and Chevron. So I do think your upright, honest friend should do a little more homework! :lol:

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7 years 3 months ago #531445 by Ruth
Oh but I trust him, implicitly. He said something was a fact!

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7 years 3 months ago #531446 by kate
So what will you do with all your money?
Employ your very own vet?
One vet per cow?
Build a cheese processing plant?
The options are endless.....

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7 years 3 months ago #531456 by spoook
Don't forget me, I could do with a few dollars right now.
Perhaps you could get me into the scheme.:evil:

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7 years 3 months ago #531458 by Ruth
I'm sure I could subcontract you as another man in the middle.

By the way, with all the gender-fluidity options being instituted now, some of the government organisations are still way behind the times. One can still only be male or female, I discovered when applying for someone else's pension yesterday. (That sounds like a scam, for sure: I mean applying on behalf, for a computer-illiterate qualifying person.)

In the oil industry, one can obviously only be male.

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7 years 3 months ago #531465 by Stikkibeek

Ruth wrote:
In the oil industry, one can obviously only be male.

Are you suggesting males are oily? :evil: :whistle:

Did you know, that what you thought I said, was not what I meant :S

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7 years 3 months ago #531489 by Anakei
You could retire to the Republic of Malta and watch those barrels roll by :lol:

Really Ruth, I think someone in your position should be more discrete. Your new best friend Mr Tay obviously doesn't know of your high profile here - world famous on LSB. You'll soon be the richest women in NZ and the paparazzi will be hunting you down :blink: :woohoo:

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7 years 3 months ago - 7 years 3 months ago #531490 by Ruth
They'll never recognise me, incognito as an oil man.

For instance:
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7 years 3 months ago #531509 by Ruth
You might wonder about the point of that photo: you can't tell which of those people is the oil man, can you? Mr Tay's very good and trusted middle man is there. Indeed a similar photo was published in my local paper and still nobody could tell who the mystery man was.

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7 years 3 months ago #531511 by Anakei
Oh. I thought third from the right was you masquerading as an oil man.......:whistle:

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7 years 3 months ago #531514 by Ruth
No not that one, he's a guy with three kids. You can eliminate the big guy on the left; he's presently cooking my dinner.

The scene was from a play and there was a problem with one of the actors, who considered it beneath himself to attend dress rehearsal. I very nearly replaced him entirely and did the whole part myself. I'm a better man than he will ever be.

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7 years 3 months ago #532001 by Aquila
This "Mr Tay", Is his first name La?

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