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15 years 1 month ago #443 by beedee
Why is it despite being feral...
that linen baskets or a pile of clothes make the best playgrounds and sleeping nests..
How come the fridge door being opened...[even tho we don't like our food cold] becomes the place to sit and yell.. feed me feed me, give me my milk.
that TV screens(sorry Kate) take over from moving tree leaves as entertainment objects, and they(kittens) sit happily on the sleeping shoulder watching intently and get annoyed if the said sleeper thinks of turning over and the view goes, so bite the nose that is attached at 12mn for the view to be returned.
that swinging off clothes and other paraphernalia hanging on the ironing board is the bestest playground and the shop bought one is only a second best.
nuffink is sacred here, not even one grumpy old cats tail:(
That the warmest place is down under the duvet, but when it gets too hot, thats its ok to come out of that little hot house and leave a huge tunnel for cold air to go down, yet 5 mins before they could sneak thro a 2 mm gap????????
and why is it that they pull those strings and we give into them and answer that squeak [:o)]

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15 years 1 month ago #44841 by reggit
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hehehehe...that doesn't sound very feral to me anymore, beedee! :D

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15 years 1 month ago #44847 by kate
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Well I'd like to know why I have mice in my kitchen with THREE ex-feral kittens :(:(

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15 years 1 month ago #44867 by Double8
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Kate, didn't you know cats have a sense of humour! :p :D

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15 years 1 month ago #44868 by kate
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They might...I'm losing mine [:P]

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15 years 1 month ago #44880 by Gracelands
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So am I. I have a large scratch on my nose because the feral kitten thought 10.30pm was far too early to go to bed, and hadn't finished playing yet, so gave me a wake-up call... [B)]

There is an aerial motorway through the sitting-room, consisting of piano-tops, bookcases, desk, sofa back and coffee tables. The faster you can run across these, the more you can surprise the deaf old terrier who just wants to be left alone.....

Anything edible left on the bench is theirs, especially bread which can be got at through 3 layers of plastic bag...

A lazyboy chair can theoretically hold one person, one small dog, and two large cats, unless and until the two cats start fighting, then the dog and person get up and leave them to it...

If your're bored at 2.00am and want to play, a pen can be batted around noisily for 1/2 an hour. And if you hide under the dressing table while you do it, no-one can throw a pillow at you... [}:)]

And the fight to establish who is Top Cat hasn't yet been decided.:D

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15 years 1 month ago #44901 by Anne
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Lying in the spa last night, my ex-feral kittens came to join me - sitting around the edge. BUT one of them had the most enormous rat that he had killed. He proceeded to crunch it down sitting beside the spa pool. I left at that point!

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15 years 1 month ago #44932 by Valmai
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Oppps My mistake! When reading the title I thought YOU wanted to train the kittens, rather than telling us that THEY had already trained you!;)[}:)];)

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15 years 1 month ago #44936 by reggit
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I was wondering if she was thinking of starting a new footwear industry a la Ronnie's possum slippers...[}:)]

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15 years 1 month ago #44959 by beedee
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heeheee Tigger..
Yes I fully agree with that aerial m'way.. WE are still a little small so its about the one metre high phase, curtain , ironing board, back of recliner.. the first swipe was given for thinking of self helping on the dining table.. that is a no no.. in this shack.. :(
Meanwhile the poor old boy had to go for an operation he split his claw, during another of those nightly fights.. and so a bit grumpy but managing to hog the heater,

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