Good Advice

Good advice---

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section then buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores then buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually then buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.....then buy a cat!

Now be honest, you thought it was going to say....a man, didn't you??? - of course:D

well, apart from the hair all over i was thinking have a teenager...

I get the 'what have you done with....' to which I reply (without moving a muscle) 'I haven't touched it' after which there is lots of searching until I hear 'it's okay, you can stop looking now, I found it.' [}]

Yes, but my dog is just like a man - he picks things up from where they're meant to be and puts them down somewhere else and then can't remember what he did with them, or completly denies having ever touched it. You know, that "I have no idea what you are talking about" look.