Hospitals. (Funny)

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15 years 1 month ago #348 by Kiwi303
Hospitals. (Funny) was created by Kiwi303
A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."

The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"

"Sarah Finkel, room 302."

"I'll connect you with the nursing station."

"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine. She is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."

The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!"

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!"

"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302, Nobody here tells me a damn thing."

You Live and Learn, or you don't Live Long -anon

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15 years 1 month ago #43123 by Celtic_Kiwi
Replied by Celtic_Kiwi on topic Hospitals. (Funny)
lol. Love it.

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15 years 1 month ago #43124 by Dream Weaver
Replied by Dream Weaver on topic Hospitals. (Funny)
Aint that the truth.

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