An Irish Funeral

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10 years 4 months ago #30606 by rob

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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her also."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "You must get in line."

Rob

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10 years 4 months ago #412633 by Ruth

Replied by Ruth on topic An Irish Funeral

More misogyny, yippee.

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10 years 4 months ago #412639 by Stikkibeek

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Since it is most likely that the majority of the men in the line actually chose their wives, then it goes without saying that they have no one to blame but themselves.

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