An Irish Funeral

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10 years 4 months ago #30606 by rob
An Irish Funeral was created by rob
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her also."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "You must get in line."

Rob

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10 years 4 months ago #412633 by Ruth
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More misogyny, yippee.

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10 years 4 months ago #412639 by Stikkibeek
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Since it is most likely that the majority of the men in the line actually chose their wives, then it goes without saying that they have no one to blame but themselves.

Did you know, that what you thought I said, was not what I meant :S

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10 years 4 months ago #412674 by BRL
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If you're going to tell Irish jokes, at least make them funny ....

"An Irishman walks into a bar.

He has a family of four and a drinking problem".

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10 years 4 months ago #412704 by Mich
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Hi Rob - haven't seen your jokes for a while. Missed them. :-)
Cheers, Mich.

Good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help someone up. Anon.

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10 years 4 months ago #412708 by Ruth
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Missed the better ones, at any rate.

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