Irish Diet

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12 years 6 months ago #29608 by rob
Irish Diet was created by rob
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,then eat regularly

again for 2 days then skip a day ...... And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs! 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded ...
'I'll tell you though, be jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 'tird day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the fookin' skippin'

Rob

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12 years 6 months ago #401546 by Mich
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I just love this :-) Might try it...
Cheers Rob.
Mich.

Good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help someone up. Anon.

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12 years 6 months ago #401767 by DiDi
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:D :D :D Love it

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