Chinese sick leave: “i no come work today!!!”

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12 years 8 months ago #28973 by rob


Hung Chow calls into work and says, “So solly, I no come work
today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.”


The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house
"

Rob

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12 years 8 months ago #394776 by spoook
Must be tired, I had to read it 3 times before I got it. [:I]

There are no bad questions only those that are not asked.
"You are responsible, forever, for what you have tamed"

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12 years 8 months ago #394787 by Ruth
Tell her? Gee, I bet that works a treat in real life!

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12 years 8 months ago #395046 by Toast
That's terrible ,,,,, but also, very good!

I needed a laugh. I fell over on the driveway this evening & I have the hugest black eye/swollen head emerging! Not that painful but won't look that great over the weekend. Will have to have my hat down over my eyes.

Anyway, post more of same, please.

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Toast is the best food in the world
Whisky is the best drink in the world

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12 years 8 months ago #395057 by Stikkibeek

Toast;389679 wrote:
I needed a laugh. I fell over on the driveway this evening & I have the hugest black eye/swollen head emerging! Not that painful but won't look that great over the weekend. Will have to have my hat down over my eyes.

Will you look like burnt toast Toast, with your black eye?

Did you know, that what you thought I said, was not what I meant :S

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12 years 8 months ago #395058 by shad297
Everyone will think you've been in a scrap!?

Husband, two teenagers, Stanley & Jed the greyhounds, one quail (Hawkefrost), one budgie (Chaos) small productive surburban section.

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12 years 8 months ago #395087 by Ruth

shad297;389691 wrote: Everyone will think you've been in a scrap!?

No, Toast would have had to be in a jam!

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12 years 8 months ago #395163 by jeannielea
Good reply Ruth!!
Toast I had a similar fall a few weeks ago and was amazed at how black and how far the bruising went. Luckily I have transition lens glasses so it didn't look as bad as it was. But a friend from aviation security jokingly suggested I act sick and ask for an upgrade when we went to Cairns a week or so after the fall. But she reckoned OH wouldn't be able to get the upgrade as well as they'd think it was him!!

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