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12 years 8 months ago #28914 by Stikkibeek
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I was recently reminded of the old axiom that men cannot multi-task.

Presumptions aside, I can now verify this information as indubitably correct.

Electrical engineers have built a working model to demonstrate this truth.

Women, please nod your heads in agreement, while men can admire the complexity of women. :D

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12 years 8 months ago #394093 by pisa
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:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

do you mind if I steal that and repost on Facebook?

1 hubby, 2 kids, 1 cat, 1 dog, 2 swallows and I've lost count how many offsprings with even more grandkids, 5 bunny girls, 5 bunny boys, 12 chickens (rooster, pullets, chicks and more about to hatch hopefully) and 4 goats with two of them expecting any day! (24.10.14)
But who's counting [;)]...

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12 years 8 months ago #394095 by Suffolk Brae
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Still no instruction manual I see. Then again it would be out-dated almost straight away and men wouldn't read it. :D

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12 years 8 months ago #394119 by Organix
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever:Is a woman's way of sayingF---YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.




* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, 'cause they know it's true !! !!

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12 years 8 months ago #394130 by Mich
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Very good jokes - loved them.
Cheers, Mich.

Good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help someone up. Anon.

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12 years 8 months ago #394191 by Stikkibeek
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Organix;388651 wrote:

[}:)] Organix, since you've ambushed my thread with nothing original, then you need to give me five minutes to teach you that whatever you think is fine; is not, but don't worry about it.
Go ahead and give a loud sigh. That's Okay but I hope you got it.
Then go back to admiring the complexity of women. Thanks
Stikkibeek [}:)][}:)]

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12 years 8 months ago #394201 by rob
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it was built by men, no instruction manual needed

Rob

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12 years 8 months ago #394205 by WillEyre
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A very contentious issue, this Man/Woman thing.
I was tempted to give the cage a ratel -
but I think it's already got one!

Ed

I liked Occam's Razor so much, I bought the company.

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12 years 8 months ago #394208 by Suffolk Brae
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Oh go on!!!![;)]

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12 years 8 months ago #394211 by Stikkibeek
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Did you know, that what you thought I said, was not what I meant :S

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12 years 8 months ago #394212 by WillEyre
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Suffolk Brae;388747 wrote: Oh go on!!!![;)]


Nope. That's all you get from me. I know trouble when I see it.

I liked Occam's Razor so much, I bought the company.

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12 years 8 months ago #394260 by thevarneys
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I had seen the first one before (diagram)but not the second (list), and apart from choking on my coffee I felt an enormous sense of relief, to know that I am not the only one......... :D [:I]:o[:0] :D

Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

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12 years 8 months ago #394267 by kaybe
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Stikkibeek, that's funny because my OH (who is an engineer) loves that picture but he places an entirely different connotation on it (hint: he thinks it refers to s*x)

Organix, I have seen that one before but it's worth seeing again - it's so true!

Tomorrow is the day I will stop procrastinating.

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12 years 8 months ago #394275 by Stikkibeek
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Kaybe, interesting what differences people read into it. I originally came across it on diyAudio Forums. My Stepfather would have understood it perfectly. He used to build meters and amplifiers etc, when he worked in the Electrical engineering department of Auckland University.

Did you know, that what you thought I said, was not what I meant :S

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12 years 8 months ago #394277 by Organix
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Stikkibeek;388820 wrote: Kaybe, interesting what differences people read into it. I originally came across it on diyAudio Forums. My Stepfather would have understood it perfectly. He used to build meters and amplifiers etc, when he worked in the Electrical engineering department of Auckland University.

Perhaps the different interpretations are biased by the first time they received that image. The first time I saw it (as an email attachment) was in the mid 1990s and it was s*x focused :)

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