It's Hell Being Old

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10 years 9 months ago #28850 by Organix
It's Hell Being Old was created by Organix
OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing..

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'She even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your
neighbor?'


The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get
the jar open.'

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10 years 9 months ago #393390 by kaybe
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:-D

Tomorrow is the day I will stop procrastinating.

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10 years 9 months ago #393401 by WillEyre
Replied by WillEyre on topic It's Hell Being Old
Hmmm. Well, that lowers the bar.

Ed

I liked Occam's Razor so much, I bought the company.

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10 years 9 months ago #393576 by olkiwi
Replied by olkiwi on topic It's Hell Being Old
Hell being old?? No way folks.. This old dreamer turns 65 tomorrow (27 sept) and am just getting my second wind. lol
I am enjoying reading all the posts here as well as the farming advise. Unless I come up with the winning Lotto numbers I will never have a lifestyle block of my own, But I surely can enjoy the lifestyle through this wonderful web site

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10 years 9 months ago #393586 by WillEyre
Replied by WillEyre on topic It's Hell Being Old
I posted this elsewhere but I doubt it was much noticed.
It's therapeutic and worth a look.



Ed

I liked Occam's Razor so much, I bought the company.

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10 years 9 months ago #393598 by Hawkspur
Replied by Hawkspur on topic It's Hell Being Old
I have always defined someone being old as at least 15 years older than me...
At 5 a 20 year old was old...
At 15 a 30 year old was old...
...
So I can never be old. :D [;)]

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10 years 9 months ago #393605 by igor
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I feel good when I'm working with a man half my age and he runs out of puff before I do.

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