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12 years 11 months ago #28210 by Stikkibeek
HYPNOTIST was created by Stikkibeek
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre.
Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.. It's been in my family for six generations"
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. .. .." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, the chain broke, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Centre.
Claude was never invited back to entertain.

Did you know, that what you thought I said, was not what I meant :S

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12 years 11 months ago #386189 by rob
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good one

Rob

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12 years 11 months ago #386231 by sod
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:D :D ;):D[^]:eek: good one

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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12 years 11 months ago #386235 by PalmyCol
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haha classic :)


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12 years 11 months ago #386250 by DiDi
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Brilliant. So cool to be able to burst out laughing! Keep them coming guys!

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12 years 11 months ago #386266 by Mich
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DiDi - that's what I did - burst out laughing. Great way to start the day. Thanks Stikkibeek :-)
Cheers, Mich.

Good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help someone up. Anon.

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12 years 11 months ago #386444 by Toast
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That's terrible - but very funny! Thanks.

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