IMPORTANT MESSAGE to all women

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10 years 10 months ago #28183 by rob
IMPORTANT MESSAGE

You've no doubt heard about people who have been abducted and had
their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of
cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to
Mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My arse was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they
took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
stuck me with earlier. But my new arse was attached at least
three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to
give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the
flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of
the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was
being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to
Me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with
a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons
are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and
Me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
Look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX.
This is happening to women everywhere
Every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!


P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was
lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of
bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my
waistband.

I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a
wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to
Laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!

P.P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet and shrank my clothes! How do they do that????

Rob

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10 years 10 months ago #385811 by kindajojo
Rob. its not only woman ..............they came in the night and replaced my husband....I woke up andthere was this old, grey wrinkly guy snoring next to me

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10 years 10 months ago #385863 by sod
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:D :D :D :D very good both of you

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10 years 10 months ago #385927 by kaumea
:D :D :D :D ...yeah, very good... :D :D :D

I don't have all I love anymore, but I still love all I have...

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10 years 10 months ago #386025 by rob
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i am SURE its just happens to women, but I am not brave enough to ask my wife

Rob

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10 years 10 months ago #386033 by sod
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That makes 2 of us which just proves how smart we are :) :)

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10 years 10 months ago #386039 by jeannielea
Rob and Sod, try looking in the mirror - and believe me it really is you looking back!!

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10 years 10 months ago #386052 by sod
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jeannielee I only meant the ask you wife bit all mirrors in this house are worped :D :D

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10 years 10 months ago #386068 by rob
Replied by rob on topic IMPORTANT MESSAGE to all women
hey J,
is that why women always ask our opinions on what they wear[:0] where as guys dont even look in the mirror as we know we will look good in anything we put on[}:)]

Rob

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10 years 10 months ago #386070 by BRL
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rob;379779 wrote: hey J,
is that why women always ask our opinions on what they wear[:0] where as guys dont even look in the mirror as we know we will look good in anything we put on[}:)]


when you're skating on thin ice you might as well tapdance ....

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10 years 10 months ago #386074 by sod
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kerslash blub blub blub

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10 years 10 months ago #386167 by jeannielea

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