Grandmas don't know everything!

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10 years 10 months ago #28181 by rob
7 year old Anthony was staying with his Grandmother for a few days..

He'd been playing outside with the other neighbourhood children, when he came into the house and asked her,

“Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?”

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. “Well, dear, it's called sexual intercourse.”

“Oh,” little Anthony said, “OK,” and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, “Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse.

It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you.”

Rob

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10 years 10 months ago #385783 by The Kats Place
rotflmao!

where do you find these?

kats
Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [;)]

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10 years 10 months ago #385910 by Mich
TKP, I agree - Rob, keep these jokes coming - they're brilliant! Thanks for posting them :-)
Cheers, Mich.

Good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help someone up. Anon.

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10 years 10 months ago #386026 by rob
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no worries, glad you enjoy them

Rob

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10 years 10 months ago #386032 by sod
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:D :D :D :D another good un

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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10 years 10 months ago #386190 by Toast
Honesty doesn't always pay!

Keep them coming!

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Whisky is the best drink in the world

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