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16 years 4 months ago #2787 by rob
A woman was standing before the bedroom mirror, admiring herself in her new outfit before going out.
She posed this way and that before her husband, who looked on with
disinterest, then remarked,

"Your bum is the size of a 3-burner barbecue!"

Later that evening, tucked up and cosy in bed he lent over, tapped her on the shoulder, and said,

"How bout it?

She replied "No thanks, It's not worth lighting the whole Barbecue for half a sausage!"

Rob

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16 years 4 months ago #77222 by eelcat
Replied by eelcat on topic my wife emailed this to me
very good

1 Border collie, 1 Huntaway, 2 Lhasa Apsos, Suffolk and arapawa ewe crosses, an Arapawa ram,an East Friesian ewe , 5 cats, 42 ducks , 1 rooster and 30 hens, 5 geese, 12 goats, 2 donkeys, 2 house cows, one heifer calf, one bull calf, 3 rabbits and lots and lots and lots of fruit trees...

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