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11 years 1 month ago #27400 by rob
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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"


Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!

No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.


A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......


With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety The officer was clearly terrified.


The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

(I just love this part....)



"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"

Rob

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11 years 1 month ago #377061 by Midge
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Love it :D

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Cheers[:)]
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11 years 1 month ago #377102 by MooandPop
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nice

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11 years 1 month ago #377105 by sod
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:eek::D :D [;)][^]

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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11 years 1 month ago #377467 by kaumea
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:D :D :D

I don't have all I love anymore, but I still love all I have...

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11 years 1 month ago #377506 by kaybe
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HAhahahahaha!

Tomorrow is the day I will stop procrastinating.

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