Alarming, bad news for beer lovers!

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13 years 4 months ago #26536 by FencerMan
Alarming, bad news for beer lovers!
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> You might have seen this before.
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> This is alarming!
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> Beer contains female hormones!
> Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
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> Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of
> a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in
> beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
> The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
> Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
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> To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a
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> (1) hour period.
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> It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects,
> yes, 100% of all these men:
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> 1) Argued over nothing.
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> 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
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> 3) Gained weight.
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> 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
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> 5) Became overly emotional
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> 6) Couldn't drive.
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> 7) Failed to think rationally, and
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> 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
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> No further testing was considered necessary!

Do something.

Either lead, follow, or get out of the way.

'Ted Turner'

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13 years 4 months ago #368480 by Vanaheim
funny

Bræðr munu berjask ok at bönum verðask,
munu systrungar sifjum spilla;
hart er í heimi, hórdómr mikill,
skeggöld, skalmöld, skildir ro klofnir,
vindöld, vargöld, áðr veröld steypisk;
mun engi maðr öðrum þyrma.

Brothers shall fight | and fell each other,
And sisters' sons | shall...

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13 years 4 months ago #368489 by DiDi
:D Don't forget soy latte is just for girls too!

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13 years 4 months ago #368514 by Vanaheim
anything but black no sugar is for girls.

Bræðr munu berjask ok at bönum verðask,
munu systrungar sifjum spilla;
hart er í heimi, hórdómr mikill,
skeggöld, skalmöld, skildir ro klofnir,
vindöld, vargöld, áðr veröld steypisk;
mun engi maðr öðrum þyrma.

Brothers shall fight | and fell each other,
And sisters' sons | shall...

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13 years 4 months ago #368548 by Stikkibeek
Well of course it has female hormones in it. You must have seen that ad. "Brewed by women. Beautiful women"
It's all girl power. And you have all heard that expression, "He's an old woman" Yeh well, now you guys know the secret female brewers have known for 1000's of years.
Let it be a lesson to you. NO MORE BEER!

Did you know, that what you thought I said, was not what I meant :S

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13 years 4 months ago #368560 by Farmer53
you better start drinking wine fencerman.

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13 years 4 months ago #368603 by Stikkibeek
Oh no! Wine is like a good woman. The longer you keep it, the more the more value it has.!

Did you know, that what you thought I said, was not what I meant :S

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13 years 4 months ago #368607 by FencerMan

Stikkibeek;360094 wrote: Oh no! Wine is like a good woman. The longer you keep it, the more the more value it has.!

BUT remember with some wines...after too long they become sour...

Do something.

Either lead, follow, or get out of the way.

'Ted Turner'

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13 years 4 months ago #368635 by powerguy
Weeeelll, just stick to ale but distill it! Good, single malt scotch!

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