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11 years 6 months ago #25794 by kate
Monday funny... was created by kate
Man is a woman's best friend.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.
It's wine that does all that.
Sorry [}:)][}:)]

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11 years 6 months ago #359931 by spoook
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Another big smile working it's way across my face. :D

Must have a clandestine appointment with a glass of wine later......... or sooner which ever comes first.

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"You are responsible, forever, for what you have tamed"

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11 years 6 months ago #359933 by Stikkibeek
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How does that old rhyme go? Something along the lines of

He grabbed me by my slender neck?.......Oh yes

He grabbed me by my slender neck;
I could not call or scream.
He dragged me to his dingy room,
Where we could not be seen.
He tore away my flimsy wrap,
And took upon my form.
I was so cold, so damp and scared,
While he was hot and warm.
His fervent lips he pressed to mine,
I gave him every drop.
He drained me of my very self,
I couldn't make him stop.
He made me what I am today;
That's why you find me here.
A broken bottle, thrown away,
That once was full of BEER!

Did you know, that what you thought I said, was not what I meant :S

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11 years 6 months ago #359943 by Toast
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Delightful - both!

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Toast is the best food in the world
Whisky is the best drink in the world

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11 years 6 months ago #359974 by sod
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Kate is that woman and whine thats true!!!! sorry :)

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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11 years 6 months ago #359979 by Isla
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sod;350638 wrote: Kate is that woman and whine thats too!!!!

I must have had too much wine. That makes absolutely no sense.

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11 years 6 months ago #359983 by kate
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I've had only one glass but I'm baffled too...I'll have another and see if it helps :D

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11 years 6 months ago #359988 by Isla
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I won't have another or I'll fall on the flroo ond nti bi abel ot lsee the scren,

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11 years 6 months ago #359994 by sod
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now I dont understand that :D :D

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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11 years 6 months ago #360266 by igor
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I am reminded of the only Scottish joke, "We are nae fu!"

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