Friday Entertainment - An Old Farmer's Advice

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11 years 7 months ago #25597 by Toast
An Old Farmer's Advice:
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
If you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around!

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Toast is the best food in the world
Whisky is the best drink in the world

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11 years 7 months ago #357827 by eelcat
love them all!

1 Border collie, 1 Huntaway, 2 Lhasa Apsos, Suffolk and arapawa ewe crosses, an Arapawa ram,an East Friesian ewe , 5 cats, 42 ducks , 1 rooster and 30 hens, 5 geese, 12 goats, 2 donkeys, 2 house cows, one heifer calf, one bull calf, 3 rabbits and lots and lots and lots of fruit trees...

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11 years 7 months ago #357850 by sod
:D :D :D They all are sound advice me thinks

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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