An Old Farmer's Advice:
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Meanness doesn’t just happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
If you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around!
