Friday Amusement - Courtesy of Five Year Olds

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11 years 7 months ago #25244 by Toast
Driving along with her three young children on a warm summer’s evening (where’s that?) a mother noticed the woman in the convertible in front of her stood up and waved. She was stark naked!

As the mother reeled from the shock, her five year old shouted from the back seat, “Mum, that lady isn’t wearing a seatbelt!”

On the first day of school, a five year old handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents …..”

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. “I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk!”

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11 years 7 months ago #354064 by Huggiechook
or as one teacher said to the parents during the first parent teacher interview: "If you promise not to believe everything your darling says happened at school - i will promise not to believe everything you little darling says happened at home!"

Having a 5 year old myself this seems like a good arrangement (;o)

Quarter Acre with Veggie Garden, Fruit trees, Berry bushes, Chicken run, Mushroom farm, Playground - and yes I manage to live there too [;)]

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11 years 7 months ago #354110 by Toast
Very good, Huggiechook, an excellent arrangement.

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