Friday Entertainment - Don't Bother if You Don't Like Rugby/McCaw

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11 years 8 months ago #25151 by Toast
ALL BLACKS Captain & No 7 Richie McCaw is so tuff that .....

When Richie McCaw does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

When Richie McCaw goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Richie McCawed.

When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his wardrobe for Richie McCaw.

Richie McCaw counted to infinity - twice.

Richie McCaw invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Richie McCaw's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Richie McCaw gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Richie McCaw can slam a revolving door.

Richie McCaw's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Richie McCaw.

Richie McCaw can speak Braille.

Richie McCaw's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever!

Superman owns a pair of Richie McCaw pyjamas.

Richie McCaw owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Richie McCaw sleeps with a night light. Not because Richie McCaw is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Richie McCaw.

Once a cobra bit Richie McCaw's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Richie McCaw divides by zero.

When Richie McCaw exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Richie McCaw doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now".

Richie McCaw sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Richie spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Richie McCaw can kill two stones with one bird.

The only time Richie McCaw was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Toast is the best food in the world
Whisky is the best drink in the world

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11 years 8 months ago #353248 by PalmyCol

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11 years 8 months ago #353250 by stephclark
he he he .. he is a little cutey.. has lovely abs and pecs and just the right amount of chest hair.. caused quite a stir with the collegues when i was seen holding his room key !! ;);)

tuff job.. but someone has to do it!! :)

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11 years 8 months ago #353262 by Stu_R
lmao steph .. yeah oh such a tough job lol lol :)

5 retired Greyhounds ( Bridgette , Lilly, GoGo,Sam and now Lenny) 15 friendly sheep all of whom are named and come when you call them :) , 2 goats, Mollie and Eee Bee :
Olive trees , .. old bugger doing the best he can with no money or land :)

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11 years 8 months ago #353295 by Hawkspur
Well when I met him, I am embarrassed to say I did not know who he was, even after he introduced himself to me and shook my hand...[:I]

"Hi I'm Richie."
"Uh, hi..." (Thinking: Why is this stranger coming up to me and telling me his name?)

I did think he was probably a rugby player...you know, that chunky look they get from running into each other.[;)]

I had it very clearly pointed out to me later who he was, by several people!

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