Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped onto the princess’ lap and said, “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince whom I once was and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.”
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought, “I don’t really think so.”
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