Friday Funny/Blonde Joke - 51 Days (Not a riddle)

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13 years 9 months ago #24973 by Toast
A bartender was sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burst open and in came four exuberant blondes. They came up to the bar, ordered five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, took their order over and sat down at a large table. The corks popped, the glasses were filled and they began toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Soon, three more blondes arrived, took up their drinks and the chanting grew, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Two more blondes showed up and soon their voices were joined in raising the noise of “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Finally, the tenth blonde came in with a picture under her arm. She walked over to the table, set the picture in the middle and the table erupted. Up jumped the others and they began dancing around the table, all the while chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” The bartender couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer and walked over to the table. There in the centre was a beautifully framed child’s puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy died down a little bit, the bartender asked one of the blondes, “What’s all the chanting and celebration about?”

The blonde who brought in the picture piped in, “Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!”

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13 years 9 months ago #351318 by sod
:eek::eek::eek: Wow they were good (from a family of blondes) :confused:[;)]

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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13 years 9 months ago #351451 by Bo Peep
hey toast! I had a good chuckle, but you need to get out more and get a life lol :D

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