Angels - so cute!

A friend sent me this so would like to share this with you. Kids are so cute!!!!!!!!!!![^]

I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.

Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos any more. I forget
why, but scientists are working on it.

Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven,
and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you
got to agree to wear those angel clothes.

Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something
else.

Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with maths, but he's not much good for
science.

Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!

Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main
subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.

Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And
when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.

Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an
angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow.
Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.

Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good
carpenter.

Jared, 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go
for it.

Antonio, 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on
helping me while she was still down here on earth.

Katelynn, 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets.
And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get
over it.

Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they
shoot arrows at them.

Sara h, 7

Great stuff!

Kids say the funniest things!

LOL, yes, they do!

Yesterday we had kindy break up. They had a neat break up sort of a Christmas/farewell to those leaving to start school in the New Year/birthday party for those with b-days in the hols, and Santa too.

Our nearly four year old told Santa when asked what he wanted for Christmas - "Some more tools, and they need to be real ones this time!" Well we might as well drive straight to A & E! Imagine an under five with real tools? He often complains that his tools are useless because they are plastic. Thank goodness they are, or we would have no furniture just a lot of firewood, and he would be minus a few digits, lol.

I was also a bit sad because it was Mr Five Next Month's last day ever at kindy. When asked if he was sad he said "Nup - I'm out of there!" Couldn't care less, just bursting to get to school, lol

We had real tools at our pre-school, nails everything! Needed some supervision obviously, but the kids loved them! They made lots of wooden 'aeroplanes' LOL!

Gorgeous