Friday funny.....A tap on the shoulder

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13 years 4 months ago #23694 by gemini kiwi
Friday funny.....A tap on the shoulder was created by gemini kiwi
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.
Then, the still shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault today is my very first day driving a cab.


I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.

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13 years 4 months ago #337231 by sod
Replied by sod on topic Friday funny.....A tap on the shoulder
:D:D I love that one
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13 years 4 months ago #337267 by Sandy77
Replied by Sandy77 on topic Friday funny.....A tap on the shoulder
:D
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13 years 4 months ago #337272 by eelcat
Replied by eelcat on topic Friday funny.....A tap on the shoulder
Very good
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13 years 4 months ago #337467 by smurfette
Replied by smurfette on topic Friday funny.....A tap on the shoulder
oopps, I was reading the joke and took a mouthful of my tea trying to get the punchline when I scrolled down and saw the last line...
you nearly wore my cuppa :) :)
I'll keep that. It will come in handy one day.:D:D:D

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