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14 years 6 months ago #2351 by ardnas
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Christmas Carols for the Mentally Unstable;)

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....

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14 years 6 months ago #71558 by GBpeter
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You would get about 5 years for that in the UK (under the discrimination laws)

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14 years 6 months ago #71560 by ardnas
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Cor, lucky I live here then:D

I'm still trying to decide which number I am...perhaps a combo;):D

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14 years 6 months ago #71574 by maggies mum
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I love number 1!!

Very funny!

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14 years 6 months ago #71580 by Celtic_Kiwi
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I am Number 10, (and 5 sometimes, lol) Master 8 is Number 9.

Love it, very funny.

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AKA Nikki

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