I hope this don't give ewe ladies a new idea.

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12 years 3 months ago #22401 by Jack
Gidday

NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!

A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting
firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down
the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.

She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed
the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're
not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said, "Nope, you are. I'm gonna burn down the barn!"

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12 years 3 months ago #322418 by spoook
Don't get mad..... get even [}:)]

There are no bad questions only those that are not asked.
"You are responsible, forever, for what you have tamed"

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12 years 3 months ago #322420 by Jack
Gidday

Don't get even, get over or above.

And that's what she did.

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12 years 3 months ago #322433 by DiDi
Bet there are a few women out there that wish they had a barn, a vice and an old carpenter's saw! :D Priceless

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12 years 3 months ago #322435 by beedee
But if he is the low life cheating scum.. is he worth the effort???????????

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12 years 3 months ago #322452 by sod
good one Jack one I heard might be cheaper one, nail/staple them to wall of old small shed give him rusty knife lock door then set shed on fire

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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