Joke...apologies to any Ozzies lurking

A kiwi farmer was showing an aussie farmer round his farm when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. The kiwi got out of the ute and dropped his trousers and gave the sheep a good seeing to. The aussie farmer smiled and said "can I have a go at that" the kiwi farmer said "go ahead mate", so the aussie farmer bent over and put his head in the fence LOL []

Why apologise??