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12 years 5 months ago #21804 by kaybe
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In honour of Australia Day, I'll share my favourite Aus/NZ joke. (Remember you have to do the accents if you want it to work):

Aussie farmer walks past the yards and sees visiting NZ farmer shagging one of the sheep. Says laconically "Over here we shear them mate."

NZer indignantly: "I'm not sharing her with anyone!"

:D
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12 years 5 months ago #315248 by Valmai
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You do realise this is a New Zealand website, don't you???:confused:[:0][;)][;)]
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12 years 5 months ago #315249 by kaybe
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Yeah - that's why I typed it slowly. [;)]
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12 years 5 months ago #315284 by cantyguy
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Kiwi farmer walks past the yards and sees visiting OZZIE farmer shagging one of the sheep. Says laconically "Over here we shear them mate."

OZZIE indignantly: "I'm not sharing her with anyone. [;)]

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12 years 5 months ago #315289 by kaybe
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Ah, it's all in the ear isn't it?

Like my kiwi friend who makes me say "six" for a laugh, and I make her say "six" for a laugh... :-D
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