Correct use of the F word .

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13 years 10 months ago #21672 by rob
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has Been
considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, We are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10
"What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot Could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% Did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT On the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, My ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

And a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think They'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

Rob

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13 years 10 months ago #313726 by Stu_R
Replied by Stu_R on topic Correct use of the F word .
:) :) love it ... well done mate :)

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13 years 10 months ago #313821 by DiDi
Replied by DiDi on topic Correct use of the F word .
Rob - read all the jokes but just answering this one for all of them. Thanks!

I love a good laugh and chuckled through most of these while earmarking which ones I will copy for "suitable" friends. I have a 93 year odl Mum who loves when I bring her jokes and one from some time ago about "old" people made it onto the noticeboard at the Retirement Village and was there for ages. Much talked about and my Mum was so pleased that it was "her" joke that was being shared.

I think you need to get another LSB though - far too much time being spent on the Internet - thank goodness! :D

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13 years 10 months ago #313822 by DiDi
Replied by DiDi on topic Correct use of the F word .
Rob - read all the jokes and all I can say is thank you!

I love a good chuckle and also have earmarked those for suitable "friends" who I know will enjoy them.

I have a 93 year old mother in a retirement village who loves a joke and she was so pleased that one of "her" jokes (that I downloaded for her) was on the noticeboard at the retirement village for ages. Much talked about and appreciated. I think we forget that the elderly without internet ability don't normally get to share the laughs that we do so thank you. Read a couple there for her and her friends.

However - I think it is time you returned to a LSB. Far too much time on the internet! :D

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13 years 10 months ago #313827 by Hasbeen
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13 years 10 months ago #313936 by rob
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thanks Didi :D

Rob

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13 years 10 months ago #314000 by Ghilly
Replied by Ghilly on topic Correct use of the F word .
I love No 3!

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