And so it begins......

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12 years 6 months ago #21159 by rob
And so it begins...... was created by rob
1.. Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

2.. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

3.. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

4.. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..

5.. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

6.. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

7.. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

8.. What do Tiger Woods and a seal pup have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
Rob

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12 years 6 months ago #308039 by eelcat
Replied by eelcat on topic And so it begins......
Seriously laugh out loud. Great for a Friday!
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