Anyone care to have a bit of fun with this...

Email I have just received - have removed his name...

"This is A Demonstration of my poetry i hope i can barter poems for slippers.

Hi i was just wondering cause i'm pondering on getting my girlfriend some slippers. Now i was just imagining her in a pair of slippers ( and nipple warmers )and then a song popped into my head.

Cant buy me love cause i dont care to much for money cause money cant buy me
love. cant buy me love no, no, no, no,

Choice i love the beatles i get back to you guys at kozitoez chow for now."

And your replies are.......

I can't type a reply as I'm laughing too much

I'll have ago, for a bit of fun.
Coz this guy is under the gun.
Am I impressed? No I'm not.
Coz his rhyming is total rot.
(Not that mine is brilliant either, but Im not asking for freebies)

Hmm. What rhymes with 'doggerel'?

I did suggest he must be having a Hard Days Night in his part of the world, and I hoped he didn't call his girlfriend Hey Jude.

haven't heard back from him yet......

Abba - Money, Money, Money
Madonna - Material Girl
Fiddler on the Roof - If I were a Rich Man