A blonde joke that is actually funny!

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12 years 9 months ago #19954 by Xartep
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box
of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator..

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was
a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she
let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in NewYork , she used
the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans , please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1.
Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2.
Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think :D

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12 years 9 months ago #295015 by Toast
I posted that one last week. There were a huge number of views but no replies.

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Whisky is the best drink in the world

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12 years 9 months ago #295036 by Xartep
Sorry, wasn't paying attention last week. LOL
I thought it was funny...

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12 years 9 months ago #295039 by Sue
While I used to be blond, before I went grey and I thought it was funny!

Almost as good as the vet who came to ring my bulls nose this morning-and said,
"Can you show me your ring" and then quickly rephrased it!
Well I knew what he meant, just glad there wasn't anyone else around!

Sue
Labrador lover for yonks, breeder of pedigree Murray Grey cattle for almost as long, and passionate poultry person for more years than I care to count.

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12 years 9 months ago #295078 by sod
We blondes and past blondes (Grey or bald) love it

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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12 years 9 months ago #295136 by bayrose1
Two blondes walked into a building.
You think one of them would have seen it :D

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