A lawyer boarded an aeroplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to look after them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to let her know what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please put up your hand?" Not a single hand went up, so she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1 Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2 Blondes aren't as dumb as some people think they are.
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