A non sentimental funny

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14 years 9 months ago #19844 by devan
No more "nice" stories for you lot any more [}:)]

RED-INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE

There once was a Red Indian whose given name was 'Onestone'. So named
because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked
everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got
around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good
morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and
all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died
from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a
woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for
many years.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird
wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????......................... OH,,,,
COME ON,,,,,, TRY,,,,,,, ???? TAKE A GUESS!!!!

Think about it
And the moral is...

You can't kill two birds with one stone!!


The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing,and then they marry him.

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14 years 9 months ago #293624 by devan
Replied by devan on topic A non sentimental funny
Oh and this is soooooooooooooooo clever!

More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

Psas Ti ON !

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing,and then they marry him.

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14 years 9 months ago #293635 by Anne
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Yes, very good with the spelling one - but has anyone ever noticed that the punctuation and grammer in it are absolutely correct - which always helps to increase understanding. I am sure that I could make that unintelligable, just by adding or removing some punctuation and putting in random capitals.

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14 years 9 months ago #293653 by sod
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Anne yes very good point :) even if spelt right with no punctuation or capitals it can be hard to read some times

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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