A joke for the girls

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14 years 10 months ago #19643 by devan
A joke for the girls was created by devan
*Three Men on a Hike*

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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. '

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Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across, it took him over 2 hours, and he almost drowned three times.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ' God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river '

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing three times.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ' God,
give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river '

Poof! . He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing,and then they marry him.

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14 years 10 months ago #291132 by FencerMan
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Very funny! Although doesnt really make any sense to me... Im unsure as to what this phrase means - "She checked the map" ??? :P

Do something.

Either lead, follow, or get out of the way.

'Ted Turner'

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14 years 10 months ago #291162 by sod
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What is a map anyway??

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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14 years 10 months ago #291209 by powerguy
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Poof! . He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

But I've got a book here called "Why Men Don't Listen And Women Can't Read Maps"!

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14 years 10 months ago #291211 by DiDi
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You poor deluded males. :D The only reason women pretend they can't read maps is to stroke your ego! [:0]

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14 years 10 months ago #291217 by digby
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like the blonde jokes that used to go around...
A guy a work used to tell them all the time. So one day I said to him "They aren't even funny". With a grin from ear to ear he just looked at me and said.... "That's because you don't get them"

Bye
Digby [:)]

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14 years 10 months ago #291257 by sod
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Blondes are the best at telling blond jokes I think they(we) make most up. But if blondes are so thick why do so many others want to be blonde????

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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14 years 10 months ago #291331 by Toast
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Very good!

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