A joke for the girls
14 years 3 months ago #19643 by devan
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing,and then they marry him.
A joke for the girls was created by devan
*Three Men on a Hike*
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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. '
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Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across, it took him over 2 hours, and he almost drowned three times.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ' God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river '
Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing three times.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ' God,
give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river '
Poof! . He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. '
http://www.lifestyleblock.co.nz/vforum/cid:C3FA2B0E-D52C-4135-B602-ADE1454D81DB
Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across, it took him over 2 hours, and he almost drowned three times.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ' God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river '
Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing three times.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ' God,
give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river '
Poof! . He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing,and then they marry him.
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14 years 3 months ago #291132 by FencerMan
Do something.
Either lead, follow, or get out of the way.
'Ted Turner'
Replied by FencerMan on topic A joke for the girls
Very funny! Although doesnt really make any sense to me... Im unsure as to what this phrase means - "She checked the map" ???

Do something.
Either lead, follow, or get out of the way.
'Ted Turner'
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14 years 3 months ago #291162 by sod
Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:
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What is a map anyway??
Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:
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14 years 3 months ago #291209 by powerguy
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Poof! . He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
But I've got a book here called "Why Men Don't Listen And Women Can't Read Maps"!
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
But I've got a book here called "Why Men Don't Listen And Women Can't Read Maps"!
Renewable power systems - hydro, wind and solar.
Grid tie and off grid (stand alone)
www.poweron.kiwi.nz
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14 years 3 months ago #291211 by DiDi
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You poor deluded males.
The only reason women pretend they can't read maps is to stroke your ego! [:0]

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14 years 3 months ago #291217 by digby
Bye
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Replied by digby on topic A joke for the girls
like the blonde jokes that used to go around...
A guy a work used to tell them all the time. So one day I said to him "They aren't even funny". With a grin from ear to ear he just looked at me and said.... "That's because you don't get them"
A guy a work used to tell them all the time. So one day I said to him "They aren't even funny". With a grin from ear to ear he just looked at me and said.... "That's because you don't get them"
Bye
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14 years 3 months ago #291257 by sod
Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:
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Blondes are the best at telling blond jokes I think they(we) make most up. But if blondes are so thick why do so many others want to be blonde????
Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:
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14 years 3 months ago #291331 by Toast
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Whisky is the best drink in the world
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Very good!
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