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13 years 1 month ago #18290 by chooky
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of darkness?


Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

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13 years 1 month ago #271350 by maggies mum
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Those things have been worrying me for years!!!

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13 years 1 month ago #271353 by chooky
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What about these things then ...

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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13 years 1 month ago #271354 by maggies mum
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Oh no that's just too much to worry about!! My 'ead 'urts!

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13 years 1 month ago #271355 by chooky
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I have more but will let your brain rest a while before adding them :D :D [;)]

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13 years 1 month ago #271358 by maggies mum
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You're a pal thanks! Off for a coffee and a lie down!

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13 years 1 month ago #271397 by Inger
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Chooky, I'm sure there are parking places for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics, but they'll be right down the back of the parking lot, so they have to walk for miles. ;)

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13 years 1 month ago #271498 by AdoubleJ
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Why.............. do you knit faster when you are running out of wool!!?

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13 years 1 month ago #271499 by chooky
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'


Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

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