11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE - Something to make you smile today!

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14 years 11 months ago #18206 by maggies mum



Eleven people were hanging on a rope,

under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them

all, so they decided that one had to leave,

because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren't able to choose that person,

until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,

as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her

husband and kids or for men in general, and was

used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech,

all the men started clapping ........

SEND THIS MAIL TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN, SO

THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY !!

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14 years 11 months ago #270291 by sod
OOOOOPS :D:D

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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14 years 11 months ago #270296 by Stu_R
:) lol MM ... bt you hadn't realise the chopper was hovering over a beer vat at the time :) :) ... who says men are dumb :) :)

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14 years 11 months ago #270317 by FencerMan
They wouldnt be the first men to want to kill themselves after listening to some silly B***h ramble on about crap....

Do something.

Either lead, follow, or get out of the way.

'Ted Turner'

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14 years 11 months ago #270352 by maggies mum
Still single are ya luv????? ;) :D:D:D:D:D

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14 years 11 months ago #270355 by spoook
Not suprised if you are.... eh MM?

There are no bad questions only those that are not asked.
"You are responsible, forever, for what you have tamed"

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14 years 11 months ago #270356 by maggies mum
Absolutely lol! :D:D

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14 years 11 months ago #270397 by FencerMan

maggies mum;250384 wrote: Still single are ya luv????? ;) :D:D:D:D:D

And Happy! :p Coincidence? Doubt it....lol

Do something.

Either lead, follow, or get out of the way.

'Ted Turner'

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14 years 11 months ago #270423 by maggies mum
Coincidence!??? Haha! Girls too sensible more like! hahaha! Your go! ;)

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14 years 11 months ago #270457 by devan
Awwwww FM, could be worse, could have had to listen to a man complain about his cold (sorry i mean triple pneumonia), that was funny tho :D

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing,and then they marry him.

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