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14 years 11 months ago #267390 by maggies mum
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OKay now tell us why??? :D:D

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14 years 11 months ago #267392 by L Plates
As much use as a chocolate teapot

LP

Tyke Dorpers

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14 years 11 months ago #267406 by kindajojo
not the brightest crayon in the box
TAPS -- thick as pig shit
A whole burger short of a happy meal
If brains were dynamite he wouldnt have enough to blow his nose (mums favourite)
If Brains were ink he wouldnt have enough to make a full stop.
What do you call an intelligent blonde .......a labrador
Elevator doesnt go all the way to the top
Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
Couldn"t find his way out of a wet paper bag.
If he had half a brain it would be lonely.
Useful as deck chairs on a submarine.
or rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

or for smart people hes not as green as he is cabbage looking

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14 years 11 months ago #267408 by Louimay
:D :D LOL...these are so funny! Going to a lot of copy and paste on this thread[;)]

Love the hamster one and the stupid tree one.

and these two are goodies too

Not the tallest tree, but definitely the thickest.
Any dumber and you'd have to water him twice a week

Dying to try some of them out.....

Prim, I say "as useless as tits on a bull" quite often myself.

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14 years 11 months ago #267410 by Louimay

kindajojo;247078 wrote:
Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery


Another of my frequent sayings :)

I work with a lot of people who are not all there in the brains department. Mainly due to too frequent drug usage but all of the above sayings fit them perfectly :)

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14 years 11 months ago #267519 by Valmai
That's not thunder you can hear, that's his last remaining brain cell crashing into his eardrums.
Dumb as dirt
Einsteins mirror
Smart as tits on a bull

Carbon-based biological unit.

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14 years 11 months ago #267557 by NZ Appaloosas
Dumb as a doorknob
not playing with a full deck

Diane


Featuring Wap Spotted, sire of the first Wap Spot 2 grandget in Southern Hemisphere and New Zealand

On the first day God created horses. On the second day He spotted the best ones.

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14 years 11 months ago #267593 by Sue
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Couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

Sue
Labrador lover for yonks, breeder of pedigree Murray Grey cattle for almost as long, and passionate poultry person for more years than I care to count.

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14 years 11 months ago #267594 by Stu_R
:) lol Sue ... that sounds like the 1970 something quad bike at the grove 185cc and it "couldnt pull the skin off a rice pudding" :( sad but true :(

5 retired Greyhounds ( Bridgette , Lilly, GoGo,Sam and now Lenny) 15 friendly sheep all of whom are named and come when you call them :) , 2 goats, Mollie and Eee Bee :
Olive trees , .. old bugger doing the best he can with no money or land :)

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