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14 years 11 months ago #267198 by kate
Transpower
Electricity Commission
[}:)]

Web Goddess

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14 years 11 months ago #267206 by Kalmara
"hasn't got both oars in the water"

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14 years 11 months ago #267209 by OakhengeFarm
A nugget short of a happy meal
Tuppence off the shilling (my Mum's favourite)
Lights on nobody home
The local village has lost its idiot
If he had a thought it would be lonely

11 acres (4 in QEII Covenanted native bush), 15 sheep, 2 beefies, large vege gardens and a goat, and still no dog!:(

Oh, and uncountable wild birds - including fantails, swallows, yellowhammers, morepork, magpies, hawks, pukekos, and even quaill, pheasants and rainbow lorikeets [:D][:D] Not to mention possums, hares, rabbits, rats...

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14 years 11 months ago #267210 by Indigo
One track short of a record

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14 years 11 months ago #267228 by lady yank
Dumb as a box of rocks.
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Any dumber and you'd have to water him twice a week.
Not firing on all cylinders.
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
All that equipment and nobody driving.
Not the tallest tree, but definitely the thickest.
Good thing for him breathing is automatic.
He doesn't have a brain, his spinal cord is tied off in a knot.

Don't make me release the flying monkeys!

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14 years 11 months ago #267286 by devan
His cheese slid off his cracker
he has all 6 cans but is missing the plastic thingy that holds em together
has F.I.T.H disease

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing,and then they marry him.

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14 years 11 months ago #267300 by The Kats Place
Fith disease was a favorite of my old boss, she even used to write in in patients notes!

kats
Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [;)]

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14 years 11 months ago #267308 by devan
Yep dad uses it all the time :D mind you in saying that... i think he might have a touch of it too lol

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing,and then they marry him.

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14 years 11 months ago #267319 by NZ Appaloosas
Not the brightest bulb in the pack

Lights are on, but nobody's home

Lost his marbles

In his canoe but has no paddles

Couldn't find his way out of a paperbag

Shoe size is bigger than his IQ

can short of a six-pack (but I see organic mentions "tinny")

There was something about a rocking chair and a porch, but I can't remember it (that'll come to me about 3AM, when I'll sit up in bed and yell it out, making hubby wonder if I have bats in my belfrey! LOL)

And there was another one I learned in Boston, about lights in the tower (play on Paul Revere's Ride)...but the only one coming to mind is "Dawn breaks on Marblehead", which is for those "d'oh" moments, and Marblehead bieng a bit of rock slightly east of Boston, so it gets the dawn light that itty bitty bit earlier...

Diane


Featuring Wap Spotted, sire of the first Wap Spot 2 grandget in Southern Hemisphere and New Zealand

On the first day God created horses. On the second day He spotted the best ones.

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14 years 11 months ago #267321 by Telly

BillyTheTractor;246844 wrote:

the wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead


My favourite so far! Might have to try it out on some students tomorrow. I have quite a few who fit this description.

Goats: 4 boers + 4 kids (all does[:D]), 1 saanen + 2 kids, 1 toggenburg.
Chickens: Barred Rock, Light Sussex, Araucana, pekins
Pigs now in the freezer

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14 years 11 months ago #267322 by Telly

lady yank;246887 wrote: Dumb as a box of rocks.
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Any dumber and you'd have to water him twice a week.
Not firing on all cylinders.
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
All that equipment and nobody driving.
Not the tallest tree, but definitely the thickest.
Good thing for him breathing is automatic.
He doesn't have a brain, his spinal cord is tied off in a knot.


Actually these are pretty funny too.

Goats: 4 boers + 4 kids (all does[:D]), 1 saanen + 2 kids, 1 toggenburg.
Chickens: Barred Rock, Light Sussex, Araucana, pekins
Pigs now in the freezer

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14 years 11 months ago #267324 by moggy
Glupi jak but (Polish - stupid as a shoe)
He as useful as a handdbrake on a canoe
He is standing around like one o'clock half struck (think on that one carefully)

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14 years 11 months ago #267364 by Prim
Has anyone else said:

'As useless as tits on a bull'

Yet? It was my Dad's favourite :)

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14 years 11 months ago #267373 by Stu_R
:) lol Prim :) .. i use that one all the time
me and your dad would get along fine :)

5 retired Greyhounds ( Bridgette , Lilly, GoGo,Sam and now Lenny) 15 friendly sheep all of whom are named and come when you call them :) , 2 goats, Mollie and Eee Bee :
Olive trees , .. old bugger doing the best he can with no money or land :)

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14 years 11 months ago #267389 by AdoubleJ
As much good as an ashtray on a motorbike!

AdoubleJ

12 dogs, 6 cats, 1 x Hereford cross /Cassie/Casserole, 7 girlie sheep and of course Rambo and IggyPop! and chooks!

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