In time for Easter - The Rules of Chocolate

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13 years 2 months ago #17624 by chooky
The Rules of Chocolate

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both vegetables. And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy. So eat more chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily vegetable and dairy intake.
HAPPY EASTER !!!

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13 years 2 months ago #261864 by Jan
I love it!!!

Will now print that off and stick it on my fridge ( oh and my scales as well lol)

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13 years 2 months ago #261871 by sod
:D:D:D Love it, chocolate. save the Earth its the only planet with chocolate:):)

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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13 years 2 months ago #261926 by Dream Weaver

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13 years 2 months ago #261927 by Finn McCool
Yay, I was going to try and avoid chocolate but now I don't need to :) Thanks Chooky!

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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13 years 2 months ago #261975 by terralee
[^] :D :D :D :D :rolleyes:
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Leonie & Zoo!!! :silly: :woohoo:

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13 years 2 months ago #261979 by kaumea
we just got some Swiss chocolate from my brother and had intention to restrict the amount we will eat...but now...
NO RESTRICTION!!! Yeehaa :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I don't have all I love anymore, but I still love all I have...

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13 years 2 months ago #262029 by Inger
Remember, not all chocolate is created equal. Some are much more superior to the average chocolate. Valrona (sp) chocolate has got to be the best I've ever eaten. I like Lindt chocolate is the next yummiest and a lot easier to find as well. :)

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