had to share this one...many on here may agree with it :)

Woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted:
'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.'
The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'
'You must be an Engineer,' said the balloonist.
'I am,' replied the man, 'how did you know?'
'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip by your talk.'
The man below responded, 'You must be in Management.'
'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'
'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f**king fault.'

One of the most clever ones I've ever read

And so true, too

Very true

i though you would like it, my auntie sent if from the UK
I sent it to my hubby who owns his own project managment company....lol...no reply.... so must have rang true!

D:D love it must send to family in management puts it better than I ever could Thanks

your welcome sod still no reply from hubby...lol...

dawn .. maybe he is to busy actually working to have time to see emails .. some of us "blokes" do work you know lol

well last night i said to him 'you never replied to my mail' his answer was....being in the managment business for so long i heard it years ago.... and i thought i was telling a new one...lol....hey i work too...well when i want to that is....the life of a house wife my work is never done, just put off