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13 years 2 months ago #17611 by organicltd
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Recently I bought a new Lexus 350 but I had to return it to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The car salesman explained that the radio was voice activated and demonstrated this brilliant feature.

"Nelson," the salesman called to the radio.

The radio then responded "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he called back and immediately the radio burst into song "On the Road Again".

Then the salesman calls "Ray Charles," and in an instant "Georgia on My Mind" immediately replaces the Willie Nelson song.

I drove away very happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd receive beautiful classical music for the afternoon.

Then I would say "Beatles," and I would hear a multitude of those great awesome songs from the 60-80's.

It was fun and even my girlfriend got into it too.

"Billy Joel" and up came "The Piano Man"

"Rolling Stones" and up came "Jumpin Jack Flash" plus many other great Stone's hits.

But yesterday, I had the best experience of all...

A couple tried to run a red light and I nearly creamed my new car, but luckily I managed to swerve in time to avoid hitting them.

I immediately yelled in anger, "Arse Holes!"

And Guess what!!

Immediately up came the song "Advance Australia Fair…”

Wine does not make you FAT it makes you LEAN...
....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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13 years 2 months ago #261746 by Finn McCool
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Nice one :D

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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13 years 2 months ago #261837 by sod
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:D:D:D

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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13 years 2 months ago #261886 by Stu_R
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:) lol love it :) ... geez um ass holes was polite .. lol i wonder what the car would play if i used my usual Basic kiwi in such a circumstance :( lol

5 retired Greyhounds ( Bridgette , Lilly, GoGo,Sam and now Lenny) 15 friendly sheep all of whom are named and come when you call them :) , 2 goats, Mollie and Eee Bee :
Olive trees , .. old bugger doing the best he can with no money or land :)

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13 years 2 months ago #261929 by Kiwi303
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Stu_R;241135 wrote: :) lol love it :) ... geez um ass holes was polite .. lol i wonder what the car would play if i used my usual Basic kiwi in such a circumstance :( lol

"Effing Wayne Kerrs" would probably bring up the theme song from "Team America" if not their actual anthem...

You Live and Learn, or you don't Live Long -anon

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