Murder at Woolworths

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15 years 2 months ago #17362 by rob
Murder at Woolworths was created by rob
So,
here's the story. .


Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy
marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems
by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself
as thebeneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious

dark-sideunderworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'

Artie then explained to the husband that his going price
for snuffing out aspouse was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but

that hewouldn't have any cash on hand until he could
collect his wife'sinsurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front,

so the manopened his wallet, displaying the single dollar
bill that restedinside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, &
reluctantly agreed toaccept the dollar as down payment
for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the

local Woolworths store. There, he surprised her in the
produce department & proceeded to strangle her with
his gloved hands & as the poor unsuspecting woman drew
her last breath & slumped to the floor........

The manager of the produce department stumbled

unexpectedly onto themurder scene. Unwilling to leave
any living witnesses behind, ol' Artiehad no choice but
to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were
captured by thehidden security cameras & observed by
the store's security guard,who immediately called the
police. Artie was caught & arrestedbefore he could even
leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie

revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual
financialarrangements with the hapless husband who
was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared ...

(You're going to hate me for this ... )' ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 AT WOOLWORTHS !'

Oh,
quit groaning!

I don't write this stuff,

I receive it from my warped
friends and then send it on to you.

Rob

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15 years 2 months ago #258484 by Stu_R
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:) rob .. lmao .. that just appealled to me
nothing like a good "special" :) lmao

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Olive trees , .. old bugger doing the best he can with no money or land :)

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15 years 2 months ago #258508 by jeannielea
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Love it!!

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15 years 2 months ago #258511 by sod
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:D:D:D Woolworths would be rapped at that

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

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15 years 2 months ago #258544 by The Kats Place
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LOL! good one.

kats
Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [;)]

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15 years 2 months ago #258600 by The Kats Place
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I did think for a moment when I say the heading, that you had got the same check out girl I did and done her in! I was tempted

kats
Live your life in such a way that it will be easy for people to say nice things at your funeral [;)]

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