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13 years 3 months ago #17330 by organicltd
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The 11th Husband....

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..

This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed." :D :D

Wine does not make you FAT it makes you LEAN...
....against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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13 years 3 months ago #258023 by Kiwi303
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, 'Bartender, got any specials
today?'

Bartender answers, 'Yes, as a matter of

Fact we have a new drink, invented by a gynecologist patron of ours.

It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka.'

The guy asks, 'Good' grief, what do you call that?'

The bartender replied,

'It's a 'Pabst Smir.'

You Live and Learn, or you don't Live Long -anon

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13 years 3 months ago #258029 by beedee
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Ooooohhh Heeck you guys sure have nuffink to do down on the farm today!!!

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13 years 3 months ago #258034 by Kiwi303
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beedee;236946 wrote: Ooooohhh Heeck you guys sure have nuffink to do down on the farm today!!!

it's raining... 'nuff said :D

I did get a trailer load of wood cut earlier tho, before the rain started. :D

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