Alzeimer's Test for the Older LSBer

  • maggies mum
  • maggies mum's Avatar
14 years 11 months ago #17297 by maggies mum
Alzeimer's Test for the Older LSBer was created by maggies mum
Yes, it works! This Alzheimer's Test was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University .

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud, without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat...
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 11 months ago #257556 by Stu_R
:) lmao MM

5 retired Greyhounds ( Bridgette , Lilly, GoGo,Sam and now Lenny) 15 friendly sheep all of whom are named and come when you call them :) , 2 goats, Mollie and Eee Bee :
Olive trees , .. old bugger doing the best he can with no money or land :)

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 11 months ago #257558 by moonshiner
An elderly gentleman took his wife of some forty years who had been acting strangely and not in the best of health to the doctors for some blood tests.

A week later the surgery phoned him to say they had the results of the blood tests but they had been mixed up at the laboratory and it was unsure whether his dear wife had alzheimers or AIDS.

Luckily they had concocted a test to verify exactly which disease she suffered from. The gentleman was to put her into the car and drive her four miles from home, leave her on the side of the road and then drive back.

If she managed to get home from there.... Don't shag her!!!!


~

The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen. ~Tommy Smothers

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

  • maggies mum
  • maggies mum's Avatar
14 years 11 months ago #257561 by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Alzeimer's Test for the Older LSBer
:D:D:D:D

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

  • chooky
  • chooky's Avatar
14 years 11 months ago #257562 by chooky
Replied by chooky on topic Alzeimer's Test for the Older LSBer
Wadda ya mean forty seconds - took me forty minutes :D :D [:0]

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

  • maggies mum
  • maggies mum's Avatar
14 years 11 months ago #257564 by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Alzeimer's Test for the Older LSBer
You poor old chooky! Should've put yourself out with that other chooky!! ;)

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

  • maggies mum
  • maggies mum's Avatar
14 years 11 months ago #257707 by maggies mum
Replied by maggies mum on topic Alzeimer's Test for the Older LSBer
Okay so who's too chicken to owning up doing it???? :D:D:D

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 11 months ago #257710 by Stu_R
lol mm .. yes i did it :) .. and not affriad to admit it :) and as i am turnning 50 at end of month , and was able to do it .. does that mean i am really only 25 ? lol

5 retired Greyhounds ( Bridgette , Lilly, GoGo,Sam and now Lenny) 15 friendly sheep all of whom are named and come when you call them :) , 2 goats, Mollie and Eee Bee :
Olive trees , .. old bugger doing the best he can with no money or land :)

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 11 months ago #257716 by terralee
[:I] Me too :o

Leonie & Zoo!!! :silly: :woohoo:

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 11 months ago #257723 by RaeM
I did it too, and think its very good, thanks MM for a laugh and a cheer up, as i really need it at the moment. Have been getting a lot of Sh*T thrown at me and an assn that I am a councillor on, and its very hard having people with no knowledge of 35 years of the assn trying to come in and make the whole thing dissapear just because there has been formed another group doing simular breeding of the horses. Basically that they want to take over our assets and will then dispose of the assn.

RaeM

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 11 months ago #257726 by sod
Me an Missis bof done it and now feel we are really younger than first thought :D:D

Having time is a measure of enthusiasm:rolleyes:

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 11 months ago #257749 by Finn McCool
oh dear I did it and not very well and I'm not 40 yet[:0] (a few days to go :D )

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 11 months ago #257754 by Sue
I managed it too, and I'm well over the limit, in more ways than one!
But no one was around to listen in which helps!

Sue
Labrador lover for yonks, breeder of pedigree Murray Grey cattle for almost as long, and passionate poultry person for more years than I care to count.

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 11 months ago #257762 by kaumea
:D :D :D did it too.. and not so bad for my "age" :D :D :D

I don't have all I love anymore, but I still love all I have...

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

More
14 years 11 months ago #257773 by terralee
:eek::eek::eek: .. I forgot and I just did it again!!!![:0][:I][:I][:I][:I]:o
Cheers[;)]

Leonie & Zoo!!! :silly: :woohoo:

Please Log in or Create an account to join the conversation.

Time to create page: 0.228 seconds