Flies can be funny too!!

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13 years 4 months ago #17000 by maggies mum
Flies can be funny too!! was created by maggies mum
Put your fly joke here.....................

What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?
The one in the sugar bowl !

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13 years 4 months ago #253704 by chooky
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How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
Put a pile of manure in the living room!

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13 years 4 months ago #253706 by spoook
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How do flies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.............

OMG I can't believe I'm typing this...........

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13 years 4 months ago #253707 by chooky
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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive, they notice all three pints have a fly in them. The Englishman looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away. The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor, and proceeds to drink his beer. The Scotsman picks the fly out of his drink and holds it over the drink yelling, "Come on ya little bastard, spit it out!"

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13 years 4 months ago #253708 by maggies mum
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Thats because it's already been established in another thread that you are quite mad spoook!! :D:D:D:D:D

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13 years 4 months ago #253801 by bayrose
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what did one fly say to another fly?

Hey your mans's undone :D

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]for every minute of anger you loose 60 seconds of happiness

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13 years 4 months ago #253804 by Valmai
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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk!

Carbon-based biological unit.

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13 years 4 months ago #253806 by Organix
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What do you call a fly after you've pulled its wings off? [}:)]

A walk :)

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13 years 4 months ago #253832 by maggies mum
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:D:D:D

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13 years 4 months ago #253833 by chooky
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Looks like the breaststroke to me, sir.

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