Flies can be funny too!!

Put your fly joke here.....................

What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?
The one in the sugar bowl !

How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
Put a pile of manure in the living room!

How do flies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.............

OMG I can't believe I'm typing this...........

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive, they notice all three pints have a fly in them. The Englishman looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away. The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor, and proceeds to drink his beer. The Scotsman picks the fly out of his drink and holds it over the drink yelling, "Come on ya little bastard, spit it out!"

Thats because it's already been established in another thread that you are quite mad spoook!! :D:D:D:D

what did one fly say to another fly?

Hey your mans's undone

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk!

What do you call a fly after you've pulled its wings off? [}]

A walk

:D:D

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Looks like the breaststroke to me, sir.