horsey people will understand

Got this from my daughter in Auckland recently []:rolleyes: ... thought I would share it.
Cheers

All I Need to Know in Life I Learned From My Horse

• New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks
• When in doubt, run far, far away.
• You can never have too many treats.
• Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
• Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work
• Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
• Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still.
• Heaven is eating for at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
• Eat plenty of roughage.
• Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
• When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
• In times of crisis, take a poop.
• Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
• Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
• A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
• Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.

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Umm In not a horsey person, how can I interpret this!!!!??????

Also not a horse person but sounds great ideas to me :D

BeeDee... heres the list of translations

terralee;230349 wrote:

All I Need to Know in Life I Learned From My Horse

• New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks
  spendthrift
  
• When in doubt, run far, far away.
  cowardly
  
• You can never have too many treats.
  greedy
  
• Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
  rude
  
• Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work
  lazy
  
• Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
  except introverts
  
• Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still.
  indolent
  
• Heaven is eating for at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
  gluttonous, and lazy again
  
• Eat plenty of roughage.
  serial dieter
  
• Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
  vain
  
• When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
  selfcentred
  
• In times of crisis, take a poop.
  poor bowel control and/or cowardly
  
• Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
  indecisive
  
• Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
  insolent and lazy
  
• A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
  pushy
  
• Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.
  greedy and self-centred again
  

What a list of vices!

I see you are not a horsey person then kiwi303:rolleyes:[] very good (if somewhat wrong) interpretation tho"[}]
Cheers

now when I looked at it, it was full of computer talk and not much else.. now its in proper text.. thanks K303..

• When in doubt, run far, far away
• Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work
• Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere.
  
• In times of crisis, take a poop.

Those are my top 4!!! Ha ha ha
Sundays